8th November Blogs

Life gets convoluted
When you're tubes are over-fluted
But simplifying what goes where
Sometimes aids the flow of air

7th November Blogs

When my dog
Decided to blog
And his was better than mine
I hid his computer,
Disconnected the router
And faked a fault on the line

6th November Blogs

When it comes to rain
I believe we can claim
In the UK we cannot do better
Challenged by few
Statistically true,
All the year we're globally wetter

5th November Blogs

Harold the owl
Would always fall foul
Of the council on bonfire night
They'd get in a panic
For he'd get rather manic
With pyrotechnics which gave much delight

4th November Blogs

All of a dank pugnacious dawn

I was merrily picking sedge

The capercaillie was on the lawn

Having sneaked in through the hedge

The kettle boiled, the fern uncoiled

Astrological zeppelins tipped

Over the cusp and far away

Where the storm from the teacup sipped

3rd November Blogs

If it should rain
On your WD40
At the start of November it's awful
For the next 8 weeks
Will be full of freaks
Claiming rust on your sprockets is lawful

2nd November Blogs

The world at night
In chill moonlight
Is rather strange and scary;
Get into bed,
Quilt over head -
Settle for weird and hairy